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- You still mourn for Joffrey?
- He was my husband. My king.
- He would have been your nightmare.

pretty-in-paulson:

people: “I don’t think i’m going to watch Freak Show, it looks too scary lol”

me:

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spermbanker:

Ok professor virgin

itsthatyoutubegirl:

helbigs:

Grace Helbig: Year In Review (So Far)

Seemed appropriate considering the news that broke today! :)

What did I miss

heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

omnicat:

genalovestoons:

kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

cloneclubsandwich:

leekie doesn’t think cosima and delphine’s science puns are funny

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 2/5 favorite movies » The Avengers

I mean, what are we, a t e a m? No, no, no. We’re a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We’re…we’re a time bomb.