< I Want Red's Chicken

You know, it’s really, really good to finally meet someone who gets it. Who gets… who gets me.

bahtmun:

Welcome back home.

deafienerd:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

Nick Furry

comakid:

i wanna sleepy kiss someone til we fall asleep 

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion

callmeoutis:

womanthouartloosed:

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

none of these people are real

god forbid kids be allowed to draw comfort and inspiration from fiction i mean what do you kick puppies for fun

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

joshpeck:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

joshpeck:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience

you better toil, shrew

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

untitled-oct19:

animals-riding-animals:

cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)

that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS

pnkrockho:

I hit him first this time; with an ashtray.