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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

froakev:

The future is now

froakev:

The future is now

letsdestroyitall:

anneboleyns:

romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

pick me up when it’s over tho

Give me spending money too

Women do not have to:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

killersbabe:

amandy-chan:

You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.

 x

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

literarylibrariankim:

cheshirelibrary:

"Game Of Thrones" House Sigil Picture Book

[via Buzzfeed]

(The easiest way for the children of Westeros to learn their House Sigils.)

Eric Carle meets George R.R. Martin…

AWESOME.


Sophie Turner at the Getty Images Portrait Studio powered by Samsung Galaxy at San Diego Comic Con - July 26, 2014. (x)

Sophie Turner at the Getty Images Portrait Studio powered by Samsung Galaxy at San Diego Comic Con - July 26, 2014. (x)

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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Why Orphan Black’s innovative exploration of morality & humanity is impressive (x)
lilyliqueur:

beyond—the—sea:

queue-t-pi:

When I saw this I’m pretty sure my gasp could be heard across the world. That’s why he doesn’t have Lily’s eyes. It makes so much sense!

*cries*

DON’T FUCKIKNG touch me

lilyliqueur:

beyond—the—sea:

queue-t-pi:

When I saw this I’m pretty sure my gasp could be heard across the world. That’s why he doesn’t have Lily’s eyes. It makes so much sense!

*cries*

DON’T FUCKIKNG touch me